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Pastorius wonders why.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Formula.

Football anagrams: Victoria do rule (Answer: Olivier Dacourt)

Life Tetris

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

Everyone thinks they can do it

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Zorro does algebra.

"Where did I come from?"

Walkies.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

"I'm afraid I'm just not up on this new math..."

"Achmed! 279 down is 'Camel'!"

Passage of Time

'Next 25 miles pass on right. This is for a psychological test.'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

'Mr.Forsyth, you have a mind like a steel trap. Unfortunately, your big problem is rust!'

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

Type 'G' for guru