'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'
Life's Comedian Mugs
Start their day with a laugh! Our 'life's comedian' mugs feature witty, funny designs that are perfect for keeping the humor alive with every sip.
"My work is to stare into space."
'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Trump pardons
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
'The circle is complete!'
'Your French dip, sir.'
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
"We're following Carrot Top."
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
No-Work Orange
The Rooster Comedian.
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
Life's Comedian Mugs Collection
Life's Comedian Pillows
Find humorous pillows that add a touch of comedy to any room. Perfect for giggly moments and comfy lounging.
Life's Comedian Prints
Check out our funny art prints that celebrate the comedic spirit. Ideal for decorating a space with humor and personality.
Life's Comedian T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for the comedic soul. Great for everyday laughs and sharing funny vibes.