Life's Big Questions Enthusiast Pillows

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Science versus religion?'

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

'If Margaret, who had two children by her first marriage and one by her second, marries George, who has one child by his first marriage...'

Personnel. If you were a tree, what kind would it be? Some sort of nut, I'm sure!

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

The secret of life, the secret of happiness and Golf tips.

Would you say you are very likely, somewhat likely, or not at all likely to buy a clipboard from me?

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

'Trial and error - that's what I miss.'

And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.

"Hypothetical question: if you inadvertently got your uncle in deep trouble..."