Life Metaphor Fan Prints

Real Life Merry-Go-Round. It only goes around once!

"Staff support"

Reading my Critics

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Destroyers"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'We need more points in the paint.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

If poets wrote road signs.

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

English As A Second Language

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'