Life Lessons Ponderer Pillows

"Kindergarten taught me everything I ever needed to know in life. Like, when you don't get what you want, throw a tantrum."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Lost and Profound.

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."