Life Cycles Mugs

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Life and Death

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

I work and work and never get ahead

PastFuture.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Old and young

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Road signs of Aging

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'Rock of Ages'

The meaning of life...

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Ages of man.

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"