Life Cycle Lover Pillows

"This is very strange! I can't see a life line on your hand. There's only a little itty bitty dot!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The unlucky lemming"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Life and Death

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Lovers scuba diving

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Common Dolphin

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Moses/stranded shark

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."

Giant sandwich bags.

Old and young

Bagging the Chipmunk