Life Coaching Pillows

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"The motivational speaker you hired is going to be late. He's having trouble getting out of bed."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Question man

"On the other hand, you learn through failure."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Sorry, man. I didn't even know it was possible to get benched by your life coach."

"It's not just my side of the story. It's my and my life coach's side of the story."

Pulling Your Own Strings

"The first thing on my bucket list would be the complete eradication of the term bucket list."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

After 40 we send 'Thank you' notes to people for forgetting our birthday.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'When you grow, your salary is your report card.'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"I suppose I could call my life coach... but he's always such a downer."

Life's Little Punch Card Your Tenth Decade Is On Us!

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Life"

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"