Life Coaches For Dogs Mugs

'Chewing bones? Hunting cats? Biting mailmen? C'mon, kid! Time to see the really important things in life!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Self-esteem room

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

The Death of the Blues

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"