Life And Death Enthusiast Prints

HOw the Cat WOund Up With Nine Lives.

Reach for the Star.

"Feel free to take notes."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"How sweet of you to say -- and how dare you!"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"Could you all please just listen to my sermon instead of asking me what I would do?"

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

The Last Powerpoint

Valentines

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."