Licensing Agent Mugs

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"My agent."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Hollywood, 2083.

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's enough therapy. From here on out, I think I could do a hell of a lot more for both of us as your agent."

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."