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"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Vaccinating Death

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Covid-19 reaper

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'