License To Speed Prints

Route 666

A smiling cyclist

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

A souped up car...

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

GPS flag in road

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Road Test

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

The driverless car

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Motorbike

V8 Vindaloo

Seatbelt Use

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

Einstein discovers that light travels at 65 MPH.

'Here's your license!'

Speed of Light

'Dad, can I borrow the caddy for my date? What're you doing?'

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Don't you mean you'll spend your winnings on fast cars and women. Not, fast women and cars !'

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

Auto license plates describing states of mind.

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'