License Plates Mugs

Auto license plates describing states of mind.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Route 666

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Road Test

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Damn, so close!'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"It's an old photo."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

NOT 2B

Seatbelt Use

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Microsoft Software Detector Van

'Here's your license!'

My other car is on top of this one.

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'It would be much cheaper to change my name to match the initials of my present registration!'

The reason Agents aren't allowed to buy vanity plates.

'No, fine - your driver's license photo is punishment enough.'

License Plates

New Hampshire State Prison officials were concerned that producing 100,000 license plates with the motto 'live free or die!' was severely affecting prisoners' morale.

"I always wanted one of those vanity license plates."

BUM 1

'Christmas holds painful memories for Fred, that's when he lost his licence. '