Library Dweller Mugs

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Which one shall I get?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'The book is so much better than the movie' - War and Fleas

Bookworm to worm regarding book: 'Are you going to finish that?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Who's Who and Who Cares.

Library

"Author does not do tricks."

Grim Warning

"What can you tell me about this book's jacket?"

Gen-Next Library

"Excuse me, but this book you returned is full of pages dripping in spit!"

Man reading conspiracy theory books about to be sawn through the floor.

A wine snob prefers books that are full of snobbery and pedantry.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Self-help, Self-improvement and o.k just as you are

'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

"Pssst...take it!"

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Big Bang Theory.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!