Library Aficionados Mugs

"I'm getting married and I need something borrowed."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Two Generations of Readers

Tequila Mockingbird

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

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