Library Aficionado Prints

Fiction: Facts Used In Politics

Dog reads doggerel

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

On top of all the legal fees, I've got like 20 books checked out of the library right now.

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"All these books on debt management are overdue..."

Library Kleptomania Section

"This book you've brought back is very rare, and has been missing for over 200 years!... Unfortunately, there's a £750,000 fine to pay."

Monster Self-Help

"I want to borrow a book on suicide."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Get a move on, woman - I don't want to pay for an overdue book at the library!

Works in Progress

Home for redundant librarians.

Library Rage

"I agree, but corporate thinks it'll work."

'Yes, my period is three weeks late.'

'It's me or the books!'

Catalogue of little books.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...