Liberal Political Philosophy Mugs

John Stuart Mill

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

The devil you know and his plus one

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Political Analysis

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Club insecurity.

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'Let's see what Plato has to say about this!'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Documentation Please

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'