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Furniture Gender Dysphoria

Shakespeare was bisexual

Gay Times...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Getting to Know You

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Two doctors holding hands

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Mermaids in love

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Sales and Diversity

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

God save the Queen.

Romance

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

Dads

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

PRIDE!

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."