Lgbtqa Ally Pillows

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

Gay Times...

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Mermaids in love

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Fabulous civil union cake.

Two doctors holding hands

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

PRIDE!

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

"Yup, nothing new under the sun."

Psyche Delia

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'