Lgbtq+ Weddings Pillows

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Try Mediation

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'He does.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'I always cry at weddings!'

"...until death do you a favor."