Lettuce Economist Mugs

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

Population train.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Hydroponic Gardening

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

Ukraine Grain Exports

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Chicago School of Home Economics

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'Cecil and Byron are going into pork futures but Preston is interested in banking.'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

Bar Code Harvester

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

"Looks like grain prices are up."

Supporting local farmers.