Letter Navigator Mugs

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Set sail

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"You are here"