Letter-loving Eco-warrior Pillows

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Recycling bottle bank.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Cactus Huggers

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

'It's THEM!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

Save the Whale.

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

Mission to Mars. Astronaut Candidate Interviews. You think you'd be a good morale officer? The voyage to Mars and back is 100 million miles. I turn "miles" into "smiles"!

"I really miss letters."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."