Letter-loving Eco-warrior Pillows

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Recycling bottle bank.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Cactus Huggers

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

'I'm afraid CO2 emissions are prohibited.'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

'It's THEM!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

Jerry Falwell - Evangelist.

"I really miss letters."

Save the Whale.

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

"Look, a plastic punk!!"