Letter Jackets T-Shirts

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Santa called but you were out!

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

A stylized man in pyjamas

"How many letters can you read?"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Hell's Anglers

Literary rain

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

"We think it had something to do with love."