Letter Cultivator Gifts

Writer's Plough

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

'In Love'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Sulk Shows

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

You will always find a spot to garden

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Just because!'

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Monster in shape of letter C.

Hair Raising

Locovores

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"I learned my letters from eating alphabet soup."