Lethargy Enthusiasts Prints

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'