Lethargy Enthusiasts Prints

'Herb has gone 100 caffeine-free.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

This side is the gag reel.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Jim Carrey,

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Clive Anderson

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'