Lesson Disruptor Prints

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

Boardroom cream pies.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'

What If?

"So, any other ideas as to how we can be more disruptive?"

"Who will admit to folding the printout into a paper airplane?"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Would you kindly not trumpet and simply say 'aye'?'

The board meeting was quite dignified until somebody started a pie chart fight.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

Master dog trainer.

Occupy crunch

'When you're finished laughing, perhaps you'll let me finish the joke.'

'The people can rest assured this committee is comprised of seasoned legislators...for the most part.'

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

Isn't It Exciting?