Lesson Architect T-Shirts

'Be innovative and prepared. Have clearly defined educational objectives for each lesson. Write legibly on the board. Be firm and fair. Now go. You have a class to teach.'

'The great tree of knowledge in his discipline was just pulled out by the roots.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."