Leopard Lovers Pillows

Attire White Tie and Tails

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Man's best friends."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Football Chameleon

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Unemotional Support Animal

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."