Leopard Lovers Pillows

No, I can't change my spots, but this Instagram filter can.

Attire White Tie and Tails

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Cow Pinatas

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Man's best friends."

Football Chameleon

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Home Sweet Home

Unemotional Support Animal

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Dolphin friendly tuna

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"