Lens Enthusiast Prints

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'It may take a few days for your eyes to adjust to bifocals Mrs Reynolds'

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Candid Camera store.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Office Meeting

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Overkill, dude."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

Hospital Departments

The sunglasses.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

You need a new reading light

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Zoomies call.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."