Lemon Tree Whisperer Pillows

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

The Busy Gardener

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

Plant Lady

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

An old man growing berries

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Now it fits.'