Lemming Enthusiast Mugs

Lemming airways,

"You're going to have to do something about your obsession with lemmings, Archie!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Nice bling!'

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'How does this one feel?'

'I think therefore I ham.'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Give Thanks.

Lemming meringue pie.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Cool bling bro!"

Machine

Bling Bling.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'