Lego Aficionado Mugs

"Susan tells me you've had some work done."

LEGO Detector App

"Lego!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

The Rubber Ball Company

Homo Gamus

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Camping-Pong

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Thug life on safari.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Antler Buzzers.

'I can change! I swear!'

Business is a game.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

It's more than a mike!

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."