Legislative Leader Mugs

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

Go! Means NOW!

"What was I thinking?!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

The Ascent of Woman

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Changing Minds

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."