'They call it 'evolution' - It's some kind of new compliance plan.'
Legislative Analyst Mugs
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The Puppet Master: Gun Industry, NRA, Congress.
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
'new E.U. directive - a piece of string is 0.65 m.'
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
Trial by Media
Schengen
"Welcome to the future"
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Good boy."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
They're Not Just That Into It
Flags
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Torturing the English Language
Pretty Flowers
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
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