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The speed of justice.

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Skeptic Tank.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

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Justice

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Fairtale prosecutions.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Lights Action Camera Justice

"Overruled."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Dumping The Death Penalty

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

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'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

With Jury Duty for All

Steve Bannon

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