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'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

'Next time the prosecutor shows you pictures of the crime scene, try not to blurt out, ‘Been there, done that.''

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Legal advises finger-pointing."

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

'Remember. Don't beg, just plead.'

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

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He figured dating a lawyer might come in handy one day.

'We'll try to get our appeal assigned to the Judge's mother-in-law -- She always reverses his decisions.'

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'