Legal Strategies Gifts

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

'Brain surgery, right?'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Corporate Lawyers

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Sports Lawyers

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."