Legal Reform Enthusiast Prints

Abortion Ban

'There's nothing I can do, sir -- he isn't an American citizen.'

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Sweet Home Alabama

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Arizona In Black

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Healthcare declaration

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Dark money donor

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

Counsel examining witness