Legal Pawn Games Prints

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

The Perfect Cannonball

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'Big advantage!!'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"We wuz robed!"

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

Writer Crisis

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

Olympic School

'Puck!'

Cash for gold.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

"I find in favour of Aggie's Day Care. Defendant is ordered to sit in the corner for one hour."