Legal Graduation Mugs

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The adoration of the gels.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."