Legal Eagle In Training Pillows

"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"

'Ms. McWit, I'm not writing about 'What I did this summer' until the school gets a good libel lawyer.'

'Why does London Bridge keep falling down? Sounds like lawsuit material to me!'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

...tell your parents you've retained the services of Waldo L. Cread, attorney at law.

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a malpractice suit.'

"Tyler is on work experience."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Good boy."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Neo-International Law

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."