Legacy Analyst Mugs

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - UT) Retiring after 42 years. Hope he has a nice pas

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"You are still here."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"Obama planted it."

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

"Your predecessor worked here for a very long time, so before you take over his office we're sending in an archaeologist to check it out."

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Attorney. He left money in his will to build a casino. Why? He wanted to leave the world a bettor place.

"I wish all this could be yours someday, son, but it belongs to a competitor."

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

Kobe Bryant Memorial

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"