Leftover Cooking Pillows

"I'm making my leftover turkey-lengua-onion casserole for dinner!"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"Now cover those leftovers with lots of cheese. What they don't know won't hurt them."

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

'The special today is scraps.'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

Curry for Breakfast.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'

"They're called leftovers, not 'reruns'."