Leftover Aficionados Pillows

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

Chez Nous Menu

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Lockdown casserole

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"We're here, Harry."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.