Leftover Aficionados Pillows

"Why are you surprised we're having leftovers? It's all we ever eat!"

Chez Nous Menu

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Lockdown casserole

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"We're here, Harry."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

"I'm afraid 'doggie bag' is just a figure of speech."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Night of the Living Extroverts

Human flesh consumption up 200%. Well done, Wilkins.