Left-handed Legends T-Shirts

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Obama, the Enigma?

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"So that's Ireland."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

The case against Mike Moore.

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Foreclosure.

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

Nicolas Maduro in times of Petro

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

'Lefty Was Here'

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

'Do you always steal from the rich?'

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

Wand Supplier to Jeremy Corbyn.

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'

"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"

Jeremy Corbyn

'Big Foot'

'Oh, come ON!'