Left-brain Vs Right-brain Thinker Pillows

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

No Immediate Danger

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Reasonableman

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"I beg to differ."

Posters of the Sahara

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Think outside the box!

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

An afterthought/An afrothought

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'My right brain isn't working.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cutting down the Brain

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"