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Drove the nurses crazy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"Frank, is that you?"

Hospital. They're nurses. Wow! Real-life superheroes!

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

'I just need you to make notes on the chart, so that I know the patient is breathing and all.'

'It's not for soaking your feet... it's a bedpan!'

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

"Sorry, but I'll have to check with your doctor before I tell you the time."

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

"Working with the elderly causes all sorts of problems...but she can't retire until she's 69."

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

Why not come and work for me? I can't dad, I've got to stay in school until I'm eighteen!

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

"I like your style.... You'll go far."