Leaving A Job Mugs

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

'Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in PARTICULAR you didn't like about working here?'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"There's good news and bad news. The good news is, I've made a generous contribution to your leaving present."

"Our training program was too successful. Twenty employees used their new skills to leave the company for better jobs."

'We're collecting for Charlie. He's leaving because he won the lottery.'

"It's hard to keep good people."

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

'Goodbye and Good Luck!'

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

"If you must know, I quit today and I'm taking my suggestions with me!"

"What's wrong, Henry? Why aren't you laughing at Mr. Rod's joke?"

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"We got you a leaving card."

"So apart from the crushing workload, lack of guidance and support form management together with dreadful working conditions and long hours. . . is there anything you didn't like about working here?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'His strength lies in organizing office pools.'

Sorry to Hear You're Leaving.

Employee mooning at manager when leaving job.

"I think Mrs. Culbertson was a little miffed."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Hate to see you leave - you were my favorite puppet."

"One final thing….Did you take anything from the mini bar?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'